Match no. 384. West Ham led from Trevor Brooking''s speculative effort in the third minute until the 51st minute when the aptly named Alfie Conn conned the officials with a blatant dive in the area that was rewarded with a duly converted penalty. I was so outraged at the decision that I spent the rest of the game loudly complaining about it despite the fact that I was standing on the Shelf with my Spurs-supporting mates. Probably lucky that no-one took exception. Spurs inevitably scored the winner on the hour.